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The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference

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Can’t stop laughing when I see this. Source http://www.j-walk.com/other/conf/

  • Breakfast Kickoff Session:
    Your choice: A hard boiled egg, or two slices of white bread and a cricket.

  • Keynote Address:
    Dr. Hamza Kalu’s adds some historical perspective in his keynote address: “From Postal Scams To Email Scams: We Have Come a Long Way Infant Child.”

  • Debate:
    Attend  a lively debate between Lady Mariam Abacha and Mr. Godwin Oyathelem. Topic: “The effectiveness of using all UPPERCASE characters.”

  • Practical Discussion:
    Mallam Mahmud Abacah answers the question, “Are 10 million emails a day too many?”

  • Competition:
    Other countries are now adapting our business. Is this a threat or an opportunity?

  • Tech Session:
    Mrs. M Sese-Seko reveals valuable secrets in her session titled, “Those Pesky Email Headers”

  • Commerce:
    Find out how banking systems throughout the world operate — with special emphasis on money transfers.

  • Linguistics:
    Damn, spam, scam, sham. And more rhymes in the “sticks and stones” category.

  • Telecommunications:
    Soliciting via cell phone text messaging: Can it work?

  • Accounting:
    The taxman he’s a comin’: Keeping good and accurate records.

  • Open Discussion:
    We will resume last year’s high-spirited discussion of unionization, including health benefits.

  • Workshop:
    Grammatical errors: What’s the optimal number?

  • Statistics:
    Dr. Kayode Naiyeju presents his ground-breaking research: “Analyzing response rates using analysis of variance: That pesky R-squared value,” as published in The Nigerian Journal of Applied Statistics.

  • Economics:
    A round table discussion: Is email now Nigeria’s top export?

  • For Newcomers:
    View an entertaining PowerPoint presentation that describes how to get started in this lucrative business, with no initial investment!

  • Hand-on Session:
    Experts critique your emails, and offer valuable tips.

The one who wrote this really has great imagination.

  • Breakfast Kickoff Session:
    Your choice: A hard boiled egg, or two slices of white bread and a cricket.

  • Keynote Address:
    Dr. Hamza Kalu’s adds some historical perspective in his keynote address: “From Postal Scams To Email Scams: We Have Come a Long Way Infant Child.”

  • Debate:
    Attend  a lively debate between Lady Mariam Abacha and Mr. Godwin Oyathelem. Topic: “The effectiveness of using all UPPERCASE characters.”

  • Practical Discussion:
    Mallam Mahmud Abacah answers the question, “Are 10 million emails a day too many?”

  • Competition:
    Other countries are now adapting our business. Is this a threat or an opportunity?

  • Tech Session:
    Mrs. M Sese-Seko reveals valuable secrets in her session titled, “Those Pesky Email Headers”

  • Commerce:
    Find out how banking systems throughout the world operate — with special emphasis on money transfers.

  • Linguistics:
    Damn, spam, scam, sham. And more rhymes in the “sticks and stones” category.

  • Telecommunications:
    Soliciting via cell phone text messaging: Can it work?

  • Accounting:
    The taxman he’s a comin’: Keeping good and accurate records.

  • Open Discussion:
    We will resume last year’s high-spirited discussion of unionization, including health benefits.

  • Workshop:
    Grammatical errors: What’s the optimal number?

  • Statistics:
    Dr. Kayode Naiyeju presents his ground-breaking research: “Analyzing response rates using analysis of variance: That pesky R-squared value,” as published in The Nigerian Journal of Applied Statistics.

  • Economics:
    A round table discussion: Is email now Nigeria’s top export?

  • For Newcomers:
    View an entertaining PowerPoint presentation that describes how to get started in this lucrative business, with no initial investment!

  • Hand-on Session:
    Experts critique your emails, and offer valuable tips.

The one who wrote this really has great imagination.

Written by Scam Busters

June 26, 2008 at 11:54 pm

The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference

leave a comment »

Can’t stop laughing when I see this. Source http://www.j-walk.com/other/conf/

  • Breakfast Kickoff Session:
    Your choice: A hard boiled egg, or two slices of white bread and a cricket.

  • Keynote Address:
    Dr. Hamza Kalu’s adds some historical perspective in his keynote address: “From Postal Scams To Email Scams: We Have Come a Long Way Infant Child.”

  • Debate:
    Attend  a lively debate between Lady Mariam Abacha and Mr. Godwin Oyathelem. Topic: “The effectiveness of using all UPPERCASE characters.”

  • Practical Discussion:
    Mallam Mahmud Abacah answers the question, “Are 10 million emails a day too many?”

  • Competition:
    Other countries are now adapting our business. Is this a threat or an opportunity?

  • Tech Session:
    Mrs. M Sese-Seko reveals valuable secrets in her session titled, “Those Pesky Email Headers”

  • Commerce:
    Find out how banking systems throughout the world operate — with special emphasis on money transfers.

  • Linguistics:
    Damn, spam, scam, sham. And more rhymes in the “sticks and stones” category.

  • Telecommunications:
    Soliciting via cell phone text messaging: Can it work?

  • Accounting:
    The taxman he’s a comin’: Keeping good and accurate records.

  • Open Discussion:
    We will resume last year’s high-spirited discussion of unionization, including health benefits.

  • Workshop:
    Grammatical errors: What’s the optimal number?

  • Statistics:
    Dr. Kayode Naiyeju presents his ground-breaking research: “Analyzing response rates using analysis of variance: That pesky R-squared value,” as published in The Nigerian Journal of Applied Statistics.

  • Economics:
    A round table discussion: Is email now Nigeria’s top export?

  • For Newcomers:
    View an entertaining PowerPoint presentation that describes how to get started in this lucrative business, with no initial investment!

  • Hand-on Session:
    Experts critique your emails, and offer valuable tips.

The one who wrote this really has great imagination.

  • Breakfast Kickoff Session:
    Your choice: A hard boiled egg, or two slices of white bread and a cricket.

  • Keynote Address:
    Dr. Hamza Kalu’s adds some historical perspective in his keynote address: “From Postal Scams To Email Scams: We Have Come a Long Way Infant Child.”

  • Debate:
    Attend  a lively debate between Lady Mariam Abacha and Mr. Godwin Oyathelem. Topic: “The effectiveness of using all UPPERCASE characters.”

  • Practical Discussion:
    Mallam Mahmud Abacah answers the question, “Are 10 million emails a day too many?”

  • Competition:
    Other countries are now adapting our business. Is this a threat or an opportunity?

  • Tech Session:
    Mrs. M Sese-Seko reveals valuable secrets in her session titled, “Those Pesky Email Headers”

  • Commerce:
    Find out how banking systems throughout the world operate — with special emphasis on money transfers.

  • Linguistics:
    Damn, spam, scam, sham. And more rhymes in the “sticks and stones” category.

  • Telecommunications:
    Soliciting via cell phone text messaging: Can it work?

  • Accounting:
    The taxman he’s a comin’: Keeping good and accurate records.

  • Open Discussion:
    We will resume last year’s high-spirited discussion of unionization, including health benefits.

  • Workshop:
    Grammatical errors: What’s the optimal number?

  • Statistics:
    Dr. Kayode Naiyeju presents his ground-breaking research: “Analyzing response rates using analysis of variance: That pesky R-squared value,” as published in The Nigerian Journal of Applied Statistics.

  • Economics:
    A round table discussion: Is email now Nigeria’s top export?

  • For Newcomers:
    View an entertaining PowerPoint presentation that describes how to get started in this lucrative business, with no initial investment!

  • Hand-on Session:
    Experts critique your emails, and offer valuable tips.

The one who wrote this really has great imagination.

Written by Scam Busters

June 26, 2008 at 11:54 pm

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