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The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference
Can’t stop laughing when I see this. Source http://www.j-walk.com/other/conf/
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Breakfast Kickoff Session:
Your choice: A hard boiled egg, or two slices of white bread and a cricket. -
Keynote Address:
Dr. Hamza Kalu’s adds some historical perspective in his keynote address: “From Postal Scams To Email Scams: We Have Come a Long Way Infant Child.” -
Debate:
Attend a lively debate between Lady Mariam Abacha and Mr. Godwin Oyathelem. Topic: “The effectiveness of using all UPPERCASE characters.” -
Practical Discussion:
Mallam Mahmud Abacah answers the question, “Are 10 million emails a day too many?” -
Competition:
Other countries are now adapting our business. Is this a threat or an opportunity? -
Tech Session:
Mrs. M Sese-Seko reveals valuable secrets in her session titled, “Those Pesky Email Headers” -
Commerce:
Find out how banking systems throughout the world operate — with special emphasis on money transfers. -
Linguistics:
Damn, spam, scam, sham. And more rhymes in the “sticks and stones” category. -
Telecommunications:
Soliciting via cell phone text messaging: Can it work? -
Accounting:
The taxman he’s a comin’: Keeping good and accurate records. -
Open Discussion:
We will resume last year’s high-spirited discussion of unionization, including health benefits. -
Workshop:
Grammatical errors: What’s the optimal number? -
Statistics:
Dr. Kayode Naiyeju presents his ground-breaking research: “Analyzing response rates using analysis of variance: That pesky R-squared value,” as published in The Nigerian Journal of Applied Statistics. -
Economics:
A round table discussion: Is email now Nigeria’s top export? -
For Newcomers:
View an entertaining PowerPoint presentation that describes how to get started in this lucrative business, with no initial investment! -
Hand-on Session:
Experts critique your emails, and offer valuable tips.
The one who wrote this really has great imagination.
-
Breakfast Kickoff Session:
Your choice: A hard boiled egg, or two slices of white bread and a cricket. -
Keynote Address:
Dr. Hamza Kalu’s adds some historical perspective in his keynote address: “From Postal Scams To Email Scams: We Have Come a Long Way Infant Child.” -
Debate:
Attend a lively debate between Lady Mariam Abacha and Mr. Godwin Oyathelem. Topic: “The effectiveness of using all UPPERCASE characters.” -
Practical Discussion:
Mallam Mahmud Abacah answers the question, “Are 10 million emails a day too many?” -
Competition:
Other countries are now adapting our business. Is this a threat or an opportunity? -
Tech Session:
Mrs. M Sese-Seko reveals valuable secrets in her session titled, “Those Pesky Email Headers” -
Commerce:
Find out how banking systems throughout the world operate — with special emphasis on money transfers. -
Linguistics:
Damn, spam, scam, sham. And more rhymes in the “sticks and stones” category. -
Telecommunications:
Soliciting via cell phone text messaging: Can it work? -
Accounting:
The taxman he’s a comin’: Keeping good and accurate records. -
Open Discussion:
We will resume last year’s high-spirited discussion of unionization, including health benefits. -
Workshop:
Grammatical errors: What’s the optimal number? -
Statistics:
Dr. Kayode Naiyeju presents his ground-breaking research: “Analyzing response rates using analysis of variance: That pesky R-squared value,” as published in The Nigerian Journal of Applied Statistics. -
Economics:
A round table discussion: Is email now Nigeria’s top export? -
For Newcomers:
View an entertaining PowerPoint presentation that describes how to get started in this lucrative business, with no initial investment! -
Hand-on Session:
Experts critique your emails, and offer valuable tips.
The one who wrote this really has great imagination.
The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference
Can’t stop laughing when I see this. Source http://www.j-walk.com/other/conf/
-
Breakfast Kickoff Session:
Your choice: A hard boiled egg, or two slices of white bread and a cricket. -
Keynote Address:
Dr. Hamza Kalu’s adds some historical perspective in his keynote address: “From Postal Scams To Email Scams: We Have Come a Long Way Infant Child.” -
Debate:
Attend a lively debate between Lady Mariam Abacha and Mr. Godwin Oyathelem. Topic: “The effectiveness of using all UPPERCASE characters.” -
Practical Discussion:
Mallam Mahmud Abacah answers the question, “Are 10 million emails a day too many?” -
Competition:
Other countries are now adapting our business. Is this a threat or an opportunity? -
Tech Session:
Mrs. M Sese-Seko reveals valuable secrets in her session titled, “Those Pesky Email Headers” -
Commerce:
Find out how banking systems throughout the world operate — with special emphasis on money transfers. -
Linguistics:
Damn, spam, scam, sham. And more rhymes in the “sticks and stones” category. -
Telecommunications:
Soliciting via cell phone text messaging: Can it work? -
Accounting:
The taxman he’s a comin’: Keeping good and accurate records. -
Open Discussion:
We will resume last year’s high-spirited discussion of unionization, including health benefits. -
Workshop:
Grammatical errors: What’s the optimal number? -
Statistics:
Dr. Kayode Naiyeju presents his ground-breaking research: “Analyzing response rates using analysis of variance: That pesky R-squared value,” as published in The Nigerian Journal of Applied Statistics. -
Economics:
A round table discussion: Is email now Nigeria’s top export? -
For Newcomers:
View an entertaining PowerPoint presentation that describes how to get started in this lucrative business, with no initial investment! -
Hand-on Session:
Experts critique your emails, and offer valuable tips.
The one who wrote this really has great imagination.
-
Breakfast Kickoff Session:
Your choice: A hard boiled egg, or two slices of white bread and a cricket. -
Keynote Address:
Dr. Hamza Kalu’s adds some historical perspective in his keynote address: “From Postal Scams To Email Scams: We Have Come a Long Way Infant Child.” -
Debate:
Attend a lively debate between Lady Mariam Abacha and Mr. Godwin Oyathelem. Topic: “The effectiveness of using all UPPERCASE characters.” -
Practical Discussion:
Mallam Mahmud Abacah answers the question, “Are 10 million emails a day too many?” -
Competition:
Other countries are now adapting our business. Is this a threat or an opportunity? -
Tech Session:
Mrs. M Sese-Seko reveals valuable secrets in her session titled, “Those Pesky Email Headers” -
Commerce:
Find out how banking systems throughout the world operate — with special emphasis on money transfers. -
Linguistics:
Damn, spam, scam, sham. And more rhymes in the “sticks and stones” category. -
Telecommunications:
Soliciting via cell phone text messaging: Can it work? -
Accounting:
The taxman he’s a comin’: Keeping good and accurate records. -
Open Discussion:
We will resume last year’s high-spirited discussion of unionization, including health benefits. -
Workshop:
Grammatical errors: What’s the optimal number? -
Statistics:
Dr. Kayode Naiyeju presents his ground-breaking research: “Analyzing response rates using analysis of variance: That pesky R-squared value,” as published in The Nigerian Journal of Applied Statistics. -
Economics:
A round table discussion: Is email now Nigeria’s top export? -
For Newcomers:
View an entertaining PowerPoint presentation that describes how to get started in this lucrative business, with no initial investment! -
Hand-on Session:
Experts critique your emails, and offer valuable tips.
The one who wrote this really has great imagination.